Jesus, President
Say wha... ? That's right, you heard me, Republicans don't really want a Christian President. It's not really all that difficult to believe if you think about it for a minute. Being a Christian frequently is understood to be a “follower of Christ” - Christ-like.

Let's just take a moment and consider, what would it look like if Jesus were President.  (After all, he already has the bumper sticker).

Jesus said, I am sending you out like sheep into the midst of wolves; so be wise as serpents and innocent as doves.”  The first thing President Jesus would do would be to greatly reduce the amount of money we have in war related line items (if not get rid of it completely) and, in being “wise as serpents,” shift quite a bit of it over to education. As you can see in the video below, we have plenty to spare.

Jesus said, “When you have done it unto the least of these, so too you have done it unto me.”  Specifically, he was talking about 1) the hungry: Jesus would probably increase the budget for food stamps and invest heavily in programs that help people get jobs so that they would have the resources to be financially stable. 

2) The thirsty: over 3 million people die every year around the world because of a lack of clean water.  Pres. Jesus would shift some of the money saved from de-funding the war machine over to insuring no one dies from a lack of something as basic as clean water.

3) The Stranger: Jesus would open up the boarders, do away with immigration law. He would welcome the strangers into a strange land. 

4) Those who are naked: Charity organizations would receive a sizable increase in money from the government to help those in need.

5) The sick: Jesus would immediately institute a national health care plan.  Doctors could stop having their first question be, “Do you have enough money to pay for this?” and start having the first question be, “Where does it hurt?”

6) Those in prison: There is an outrageously disproportionate percentage of minorities in jail.  President Jesus would not only make certain those in prison were properly cared for, he would also address the inequalities that lead to so many minorities being there.  He would deal with systemic issues that led to lives that put them there as well as biases that unfairly focus on minorities. This might include insuring that programs like Head Start are fully funded and as well as fully funding college grants for low-income families.

Jesus also would not have accepted the current arrangement that Big Business seems to have with Washington, D.C.  Jesus did not take it lightly when people took advantage of those who already had very little.  The power play that is going on between Big Business and bureaucrats would be put to an end as Jesus would take to flipping metaphorical tables.

There are many, many other parts of the teaching of Jesus that would not sit well with Republicans if the President took them seriously, but one in particular would drive them batty.  In Luke 20:27-38, Jesus makes it clear that marriage is an institution created by humanity not God.  Jesus also spent a great deal of his time teaching his disciples (and us) that we are all equal in the eyes of God and should be treated equally.  He also never once said a condemning word about homosexuality.  Jesus would drop “Don't ask, don't tell” immediately as well as give everyone, regardless of gender, the right to marry whomever they choose.

I realized the President can't actually make all of those things happen, but if the President were a Christian who was governing from a religious perspective, she or he would be trying to do these things.  I'm not even saying that it is or isn't a good idea.  I'm just saying, the Republican would not like it. 

 


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Roger Smith
11/02/2010 23:25

The heart of the God of the Bible has unfortunately too often been at odds even with those who professed to be his own. Sometimes ESPECIALLY with those who claimed the most vehemently to be his devoted followers!

The religious right (whether in its political manifestation or otherwise) has sometimes struck me as being something like what you could call The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Pharisees. I remember reading evangelical commentators as far back as the 1970s --- before the Christina right had even reared its ugly head --- who remarked, point-blank, that if Jesus Christ were to walk the Earth in 20th-century America, it woul dbe the Christian conservatives who would seek to crucify him again. (In the '70s they were saying this! Imagine what they would think today?!)

Meanwhile, for those of a gloomier, end-times outlook, here's another campaign sticker that may be spot-on from another angle ... ;)

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_bBdagpw-kM0/S_8mxxtNssI/AAAAAAAEMeA/IpE9ZM7tSbA/s1600/TICKLEBEAR%28CROMAGNON%29-SARAH_PALIN-%28WTF!!%29.jpg

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11/02/2010 23:27

(Sorry, I thought that URL would show up as an active link --- but you can just copy/paste it.)

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royalallweather
11/03/2010 15:17

If you think hard about it, there was not a real "Christian" Republican president, except for George W. Bush who claimed to be a born-again Christian. Nixon, Reagan, and George Sr. paid lip service to being Christians, but their actions spoke louder than words. But Carter was a deeply religious man and so is Obama. Both are Christians and also independent thinkers who don't blindly follow the narrow teachings of the church.

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11/03/2010 15:43

Roger, ever heard of bit.ly? Your long URL is playing havoc with my blog formatting. ;-)
Your assessment really seem to be dead on. Thanks for the helpful language as well...

Oh, and please, no more scary bumper stickers.

Royalallweather, you make good points as well. Carter is one of my all time favorites, just as much because of the kind of person he is as any thing he did. Obama is quickly becoming a favorite as well. And, as you said, neither of the two follow blindly.

I still left to think none of them even came close to governing from a decidedly Gospel perspective, and despite all of the talk on the right that would suggest otherwise, I think a lot of people on both sides would get upset if it actually did happen.

Thanks to both of you for your comments!

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Jim O'Gara
11/05/2010 00:47

Mark,

This has to be one of your best articles yet!

The cool thing that if one reads the Tao Te Ching and what it teaches about leaders and countries kinda lines up with the same thing you wrote that Jesus would lead like. There is repeated calls for a leader to have mercy, as one of his values, in the Tao. Sounds quite similar to Jesus.

Thanks for writing this! I've bookmarked it.

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11/05/2010 06:43

Thank's Jim. Sounds to me like the teachings of Jesus and the Tao Te Ching (among others) should be required reading for leaders around the world.

BTW - loved your version of the Tin Man.

PEACE!

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11/06/2010 12:37

Mark,

What a thoughtful article ~ thank you! I'm sharing it all over Facebook. I wonder if Jesus might also make it illegal to own or manufacture weapons? What with the whole "turn the other cheek" and "pray for your enemies; do good to those who harm you" preachings?

He'd probably also do away with any "men are the head of the household" ideas since he praised Mary for "sitting at his feet and listening" (Meaning she was training in the tradition of the rabbis) and chastised Martha who was being "a woman in her rightful place."

....I could go on, and I'm sure you could too. Anyway, well done!

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11/06/2010 14:05

Anna, You are so right! I basically stuck to some of the most obvious ones in the article, but I agree with everything you said.
Like you said, the article could have gone on and on.
Thanks for sharing it!

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02/12/2011 10:04

Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned. Do you think so?

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John Clemens
03/07/2011 13:53

This article reads like the Green Party platform. I suppose I'm a green for the same reason. I'll never understand how the right can reconcile putting a fish on one side of their bumper and Ayn Rand "Where is John Galt" on the other.

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Ruth Fichter
03/07/2011 14:29

Preaching to the choir, of course, but that's only because those who need to read this never will, or if they do, might turn purple and explode.

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Josh Wilson
07/12/2011 20:20

Gen. 2:18, 21-24

The Lord God said, 'It is not good for the man to be alone. I will make a helper suitable for him'...and while he was sleeping, he took one of the man's ribs and closed up the place with flesh.
Then the Lord God made a woman from the rib he had taken out of the man, and he brought her to the man. The man said, 'This is now bone of my bones and flesh of my flesh; she shall be called 'woman,' for she was taken out of man.' For this reason a man will leave his father and mother and be united to his wife, and they will become one flesh.

Marriage was God's plan for man and woman. Jesus clearly stats that angels do not partake in marriage in Luke. No where does he make it clear that marraige is an institution created by humanity. I showed that marraige was clearly instituted by God. Would you care to prove to me where Jesus said marriage was an institution created by man? Go ahead and quote the verse here, just as I did above. Thanks!

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lindy
07/30/2011 11:43

We cannot forget Johnson and his war on poverty and how he created food stamps, Head Start, Medicade and Medicare. And he signed the Civil Right's Act of 1964.

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Carrie
07/30/2011 13:59

Be careful when using scripture to convince others to reach a conclusion based a on your previous personal bias that was acquired without ever consulting the Bible.
God surely doesn't like to have His word twisted. Sometimes letters were written to particular people, churches or even nations. That being said at times the Bible can sound contradictory if someone doesn't learn why things were being addressed and whom was being addressed. When studied with a receptive heart, God makes things more clear. The Old Testament is full of stories about God and His character that refutes almost every word you have written in your article. The New Testament at no point condoned same sex marriage and the Old Testament left no question that it was against God's Law. Our government is flawed certainly, but so are it's citizens. Republicans and Democrats alike. We have that in common. But to speak on who Christ would be if He were the President is not as simple as quoting a couple of verses and pasting His so called face behind a podium dressed with the U.S. Seal. For those of us who spend time daily learning who Christ is and who have a personal relationship with Him, your article was poorly contrived and offensive.

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Jerry Bryson
07/30/2011 23:46

When politicians start talking about religion, there's something else they don't want you watching or thinking about.

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Carrie
07/31/2011 17:28

Jerry, then you don't know anything about our founding fathers.

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Daniel
08/02/2011 01:01

"In Luke 20:27-38, Jesus makes it clear that marriage is an institution created by humanity not God."

Those verses say nothing like that, only that remarriage after your spouse's death is allowed, and that nobody is or will get married in Heaven.

If you genuinely believe that marriage is by humans, please see Genesis 2:18-25, Matthew 19:3-6, Mark 10:2-9, and Ephesians 5:31-33.

"Jesus also spent a great deal of his time teaching his disciples (and us) that we are all equal in the eyes of God and should be treated equally."

We are all equal; that is, we are all equally sinful. That's kinda the whole reason Jesus came, died, and rose (Galatians 2:21).

"He also never once said a condemning word about homosexuality."

This is true. However, unless you want to deny biblical infallibility, which by the way, Jesus Himself ascribed to Moses's writings in particular (John 5:46), you must acknowledge that there are other verses in the Bible that say homosexuality is a sin (and that that matters):

- Leviticus 20:13 (the putting to death was only for Israel back then, not us or anybody today)
- Romans 1:26-27
- 1 Corinthians 6:9-10
- 1 Timothy 1:9-10

If you want to try to use semantics and implications to argue that those verses have been wildly mistranslated by pretty much everyone for 2,000-ish years, then please first show me your degree in Greek.

Now once this has been established, I maintain that one can assume it included in every other command to sexual purity, of which there are exceedingly many.

To preempt misunderstanding: I am not encouraging every believer to go run around condemning people. I am simply pointing out that the Bible calls homosexuality a sin, and only then because people deny that it does. So it's a sin, just the same as heterosexual sexual sins. I am not calling it especially wrong; I simply emphatically saying that it is indeed wrong. There's no reason to hate LGBT people; indeed, Christ tells us to love our enemies (if you would even call LGBT people enemies, this applies; if not, then you should love them all the more) in Matthew 5:43-48, Luke 6:27-36, so if somebody thinks it's okay to hate LGBT people, then s/he is not a Christ*ian.

As for DADT, as far as I know, it should be gotten rid of.

As for the next part...there is some disagreement among Christians on how the Bible defines marriage. Some say it's one man, one woman, while others say it's just the becoming one flesh.

A person going by the first definition would say that LGBT people are free to do whatever they want to, but that you just can't call it marriage.

A person going be the second definition would say that the sinfulness of homosexuality does not mean that a homo couple can't get married.

The argument of whether or not we should try to put this into gov't law or only Church rules is another whole separate, messy affair with which I'd rather not bother right now.

Also, to "Roger Smith": thank you!!! I could not agree more.

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Rev. Spike Beasley
09/20/2011 11:53

One problem, Daniel; since when has a christian church ceremony been required to get married? It is not.

There are religious institutions today that will perform marriages for:
- arranged marriages
- under-age marriage
- related marriage
- multiple-partner marriages
- same-sex marriage

The govt decides who is legally married, despite the insulated culture many happen to be born into.

If anyone has religious beliefs they are free to have an optional religious ceremony in whatever religion they prefer.

Many people get married in court without any religious ceremony.

Many people who marry are interfaith.

Many people who marry are atheists.

If you believe that only a marriage sanctioned by your church is valid, you are free to do so. That doesn't mean their marriage is illegal, it just mean that you have biases.

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Chris Vestal
12/15/2012 20:11

This may sound trivial, but why would Jesus ever want to be President when He is already King? And, when He does come in complete majesty with full authority, will He not arrive as a conquering commander over an army to vanquish His enemies?

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